最近,日本东京有间新开的咖啡店火了。
因为这家店只允许有迫在眉睫任务 (Dealine) 的文字工作者进入。而且一旦进入,不完成任务不能走,该店已成 为众多当地写作拖延症晚期患者的福音。
这家店名为“写作咖啡馆 (The Manuscript Writing Cafe) ”,老板特意在网上贴了一份告示:
"The Manuscript Writing Cafe only allows in people who have a writing ealine to face! It's in orer to maintain a level of focus an tense atmosphere at the cafe! Thank you for your unerstaning."
写作咖啡馆只允许面临写作截稿日期压力的顾客进入,目的是营造店内专注和紧张的氛围。谢谢您的理解。
据咖啡馆官网介绍,该店以逗留时长收费,半小时起步,每增加一小时增加一杯咖啡钱。每个座位都为写作者精心打造:凳子下方有存包空间,桌上有电源插座、USB接口、电脑支架,店内也提供高速无线网络。顾客可以自带饮食或叫外卖。
The cafe charges by time use, with a minimum of thirty minutes, an then by the hour with an orer of coffee. It is equippe for writing with USB ports, Wi-Fi, an computer stans. The cafe also allows customers to bring in foo an rink an even have it elivere.
咖啡店的规则更是十分严苛:
Upon entering the store, write own at the reception esk how many wors an by what time you are going to write your manuscript.
进店后在前台登记文稿的字数和截止时间。
The manager asks you every hour how your manuscript is coming along.
负责人每小时会询问写作进度。
You are not allowe to leave the store until you have finishe writing your manuscript or writing project. 如果没有完成文稿写作或项目,你将不能被允许离开本店。
店铺位于东京高圆寺附近,店铺面积不大,仅38平米,呈三角形状,室内的座位也只有13个。但不少网友表示已经迫不及待地想被发配至此。
为了更好地督促顾客,咖啡馆还设置了不同的“检查进度”方式,服务员以不同程度的口吻给写作者施压,营造出一种紧急的氛围,让顾客尽快完成工作。收费为每半小时 150 日元(约合人民币 8 元)。
Writers can also request ifferent levels of verbal pressure from staff members to make sure progress is being mae. Every 30 minutes, to give writers more of a sense of urgency an help them hit their ealine, writers are charge 150 yen or $1.20.
最重要的是,写作咖啡馆还有代为保管手机的业务。有网友评论,这个应该叫做“合法的软性监禁”……
不过这家咖啡店的走红也激起了我国网友的好胜心:“他们是不准备打烊了。”“那我直接打地铺,连房租都省了。”“我就住在里面摆烂咯。”
“拖延一时爽,DDL火葬场。” 奉劝大家不要在危险的边缘试探,提早安排好自己的写作进度。祝大家告别“ 难产 ”,与Dealine和解。